A Very Hollow Christmas

by Surk & Bastion

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I'm not sure how to tell you bud Santa ain't got no new guitars I was laid off awhile ago Sorta... crashed the car in the Christmas snow I don't wonna have to tell you here But you're not gettin' anythin' this yea- I've only got one Christmas wish Everything on my Christmas list A new Mustang and shiny gear I could play that song you love to hear I really hate to let you down But Santa isn't coming to town Yeah sorry kid Is now a good time to tell you Santa isn't real? You knew that right Oh... FUCK! Double whammy am I right? I can't believe It's a Christmas tragedy Please tell me how I'm suppose to cheer We don't get no presents this year But our garbage lights Gonna shine oh so bright My only hope I'm praying they can't kill I hope we paid the electric bill I can't believe It's a Christmas tragedy Please tell me how I'm suppose to cheer We don't get no presents this year And our garbage lights Gonna shine oh so bright My only hope in life that they can't kill I hope we paid the electric bill Oh come on
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Mistletoe 04:50
Oh Santa, don't be late Been gettin' kinda bored of plain ol' cocaine Oh Santa, I wanna try something new That'll make me see things that I never knew I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe with you Oh Santa, look at the sky (I'm talkin bout the sky above) Are those reindeer flyin' or am I just really high? Oh Santa, care to join? (You know that you want to Santa) Now this ain't your ordinary joint I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe with you I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe with you Santa? Now I know you have a lot of stuff going on around this time of year and all And I get that Mrs.Clause probably wouldn't be that happy about it But if I could ask for just one special Christmas gift I just wanna smoke some mistletoe with you You know you wanna Well Santa What do ya say? I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe with you I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe (with youuuuu) I wanna smoke some mistletoe with you
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He wakes up in the morning December 24th Long before the sunrise the snow began to pour Drives down to the depot Climbs into the plow Starts cleaning up the street Just tryna pay the lease But the snow is real But the snow is real But the snow is real A figure in the night Is chillin on the stroad Sings praises and a blessing A christmas miracle Plow's thinking what a weirdo What a weirdo It's really a bad deal Christmas could be what you feel But the snow is real But the snow is real But the snow is real But the snow is real I'm not trying to stop your job I'm not trying to bring you down I just wanna put lights I just wanna sing a song or two Get off the road you stupid dog Don't you have some kind of job Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Come on, don't you have some Christmas cheer Seems like you don't even have a clear steer Don't you ever feel like feeling fine Instead of getting paid on Christmas time Well I guess Sleigh bells are ringing just for you Count the days but you don't have to Sleigh bells are ringing just for you And if it brings you down I'll get out of town Sleigh bells are ringing just for you (Sleigh bells are ringing just for you) Sleigh bells are ringing just for you (Sleigh bells are ringing just for you) But if it brings me down I'll get out of town and if it brings you down I'll still be around If you wanted to, we could ask you If you wanted to, we could ask you If you wanted to, we could ask you You don't You don't have to be alone I think I got some plans I think I'll take off work Despite unpaid vacation and whispers of divorce See no need to be subtle I've never been so sure I thought Christmas wasn't real But I think it's what I feel And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real And the snow is real

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released December 8, 2023

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